I was pretty gross. That being 5 oz wine, 12 oz beer, or 1.5 oz 80 proof liquor. The idea is that their airway will remain clear so they'll be able to breathe - and it's also a damned comfortable position to sleep in anyway. [–]threela 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child). You posted this six hours ago. Are you going to pull a harmless prank on him? either way. [–]Cookie_95[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children), My mate isn't that ill, he was up and about before midday and didn't even really seem that hung over. And herin lies the difference between men and boys. always good to have someone there to mock you when you fall hey? I went to bed, yes and left the puke for the morning like any self loathing foul bachelour. Yeah, he is still really really really quite drunk, I think it something like you clear a unit of alcohol an hour of something normally, so he has still got a lot of alcohol in his system. Basically as I am to be awake for ages, company would be appreciated. It can cause seizures, dehydration, injuries, vomiting, coma, and even death. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. If you're sick of the throwing up every time, check out how to get that iron stomach. But yeah this was really cool, we should do it again some time. The worst part was because I'd drunk so much red wine my vomit was a dark shade of crimson and in my drunken state I thought for a moment I was throwing up my stomach lining. I just watched La La Land (2016) for the first time and I cannot stop crying. If they’re dehydrated, it will take longer for their body to process and filter the alcohol out of their system. Avoid mixing (beer with hard liquor, etc). But yeah every time he shifts I check he is still on his side, Breaking Bad taught me many things, I just never thought they'd actually come in handy haha. I am not even going to pretend to know what that is, but it sounds like something that would get you a really cool job in like the UN or something haha :), So i figured i would round this off, by saying thanks guys for your comments i really didn't expect this to work at all. If you feel like you are about to get sick, especially when you are in a public place, you want to do anything possible to stop it from happening. Not his back so he won't drown in vomit, [–]Micromidget 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (9 children). And I couldn't sleep anyway, I'd worry wayyyy too much. The only thing that lowers the concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream is time. I woke up in the middle of the night, completly drunk, went to the corner of my bedroom and peed there. When I finally got out of bed, i shit you not there was mould growing. I feel bad because my friend was supposed to sleep with me in the bed, but ended up sleeping in the living room. Please report spam, fundraising links, and comments that are against reddiquette. Get an ad-free experience with special benefits, and directly support Reddit. Change his contacts in his phone, rearrange his furniture, do his taxes? Good job if you managed to stay awake, but also good job if you didn't. Souce: I have definitely partied way harder than you. I love just outside of London and go to uni on the south coast. Thanks! My mate and I decided to leave for another function so on my way out I grabbed two bottles of red wine. My answer to your question is “No.” To me alcoholic poisoning is when your blood alcohol level is so high some of your body function fail to work because your brain is so drunk it forgets to tell your heart to beat or your lungs to breath, etc. [–]Cookie_95[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (8 children). :P, [–]Trees4twenty -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (2 children), [–]KBKarma[] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child), [–]senectus 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children). I got up, tipped it in the toilet then went back to sleep. My friends were playing beer pong and they got a little to wasted All was good with the world, until I woke up in mid puke, I instantly put my hand to my mouth and then proceeded in spraying vomit all over the living room. Then this is the subreddit for you! None of the food I made for her was left though :(. [–]senectus 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (4 children). So I was carried across the complex and was dropped in puddles, etc. 1. I’ve been increasingly scared of dying lately. [–]Cookie_95[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children). I was living in my own place, on my own, and had been single for a considerable amount of time, years in fact. After drinking them both and copious amounts of goon and juice (cask wine ) I decided to try my luck with the cute canadian exchange student. (Also I am pretty new to Reddit, and so there might be somewhere better to post this, I just don't know where), [–]stilesjp 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (2 children), [–]Cookie_95[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children), Thanks man, these have provided pretty vas liable entertainment periodically throughout the last hour :), [–]Sybertron 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children), /r/channelreddit for short YouTube series, [–]MNIKnag 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child). We look at the best ways to sober up fast. Share the best GIFs now >>> /r/Philosophy - For philosophical discussion, /r/Philosophyself -- Self post only for Philosophy. And thanks, I have had a very pleasant, if slightly tried Sunday. Probably for the best, although they say getting it out of your system is good, that taste of stomach acid in your mouth all night; isn't. They has put on a bbq with a ton of wine from the universities vineyard/wine factory. Protip for next time: throw a big backpack on him and it will keep him on his side. It'll take them a while to get with it while hung over. And yeah sunlight isn't our stone point, though as I say that the sky is pretty clear and starry right now which is nice. it was a "never again" moment that I've stuck to. /r/Assistance - When you are looking for charity. To stop throwing up, it's best to get something in your stomach to raise your blood sugar and calm your hangover shakes. /r/MetaHub - For the most interesting meta discussion about reddit. [–]repoman 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child). [–]Cookie_95[S] 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children). I come from the north of Britain, where it is usually quite cold. But thanks for your concern :), [–]Micromidget 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (7 children), Are you by chance from the UK? It's a bot, after all. She replied no problem do you feel better? You don't drink quite as fast, so it doesn't sneak up on you when its too late. You're a great mate to have around :) Hope you have a lovely Sunday afternoon. I studied Intercultural Communication. So I'm stuck in an office chair until he wakes up and realised what a silly billy he is. I just broke up with my boyfriend because he hit me an left me with a blue eye got so frustrated an went out with my friend mixed alcohol an ended up going to a friend s house they say I was so loud ended up wandering the gated area security was called thinking am a thief .peed on his couch coz I couldn't walk .I feel like dying right now coz the was people in the … Thread Removals - Posts that incite witch hunts (whether intentional or not) may be removed at moderator discretion. If you are feeling suicidal NOW, please read this. Well now I can laud this over him for a long time into the future, whereas if I'd pranked him it would be less of a bargaining chip haha. He will be fine, just make sure his head is in a position where he wont choke on his puke. It took her 3 months to fix it. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. And he did throw up on me, and so that does equate to me now owning his soul. How are things faring so far? Is there an effective medicine for the hangover? When he wakes up I expect he will reek of vomit and regret. haha, it's all character building, apparently! My internal monologue never stops, but it is mostly nonsense and gibberish, unless I make a conscious effort to focus on something specific, Some Japanese dude asked me if he can say "meow too" instead of "me too" as a pun. “Sometimes people can have a weak lower or upper esophageal sphincter which allows fluids … That whole stomach lining thing often comes up, people say that's what the chunks of "carrot" are, but I'm not so sure. 2. Pretty sure my face had imprinted a mold/mould shape into the moldy/mouldy vomit. Awesome! My mate is passed out drunk in his vomit covered bed, I feel obliged to make sure he is alright during the night and so can't sleep. :), [–]CaptAngua 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child). Almost done I guess! Here's a few ways on how not to puke when drinking at parties and save yourself from embarrassment. It was a scene an overnight clerk at the former Lexington Hotel won’t soon forget: an angry, drunk, young man throwing a debit machine at him and then threatening to jump over the counter and hurt him if he answered an incoming telephone call. Queue the me puking, I rush to the washroom and puke out my bison pizza I had earlier. I spent a lot of my time in the pub, drinking far too much. Now I feel guilty for drawing a moustache on a friend. I rush back to the bathroom and let it all out but in my rush I didn't fully close the door. P, Unfortunately I highly doubt this is the last time I will find myself in this situation, as my friend is partial to getting shitfaced on a semi regular basis. But yeah, I wish I had thought of that last night. I've been drinking for 3 years but I still haven't mastered the finding your limit part, I have however mastered the vomiting part. better: get it to autocorrect "their" to "they're", "they're" to "there" and "there" to "their". (self.self). [–]AdonisChrist 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child). His breathing seems to be pretty normal now, he shifted a little while ago and everything seems normal now. Press J to jump to the feed. God you're a good guy. Is very important way to prevent anything worse by keeping them on their side. I hope you had a good day too :), [–]namesaredumb -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children). The sofa was saturated, it was dripping off the ceiling, the walls were covered in it, no jokes, I had no idea I could puke that much. What did you study? But it's certainly been fun to do. One beer. Consider visiting the following subreddits for support or discussion: Download an IRC client, then paste the following url into your browser. once (and only ever once) i got so drunk once that i threw up in bed and slpt in it for three days straight. My most recent birthday and I hosted a party at my house with more than 30 people invites, one of which was a girl who I had a crush on and I promised to make her food from my country since it'd be her first time trying it. Fundraising posts will also be redirected to an appropriate subreddit. In addition to nausea and vomiting, you may have other hangover symptoms like body aches and a headache. I'm really tired. [–]Cookie_95[S] 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (3 children). [–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children), Put him on his side! Anyway one night I went out, got drunk, got a kebab on the way home, as you do, got home, ate kebab, fell asleep on the sofa. Throwing Up: Is It the Fastest Way to Sober Up from Alcohol? I then wandered back towards my place throwing up again a few times along the way. But, often times the more you think about the fact that you feel sick the sicker you begin to feel. [–]thedudewhosadude 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child). I'd love to see you after a few Sambucca shots! Give me a few more hours and I'll tell you. Guests arrive and I let them know to save some food for other people who night be coming late ( in my head it's to save it for the crush). You should also try opening a window or going out to get fresh air. [–]wakeboy 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children). That’s the first time that’s ever happened to me wtf. A lot of the word choices you make remind me of my time in the UK. Haha! Edit: Worst case however was the time I projectile vomited all over my friends dashboard while they did me a favour by driving me home. Someone comes in and runs my back, I'm like "thank you so many". User account menu • Just threw up a bunch from being drunk. Whether it's romance, friendship, family, co-workers, or basic human interaction: we're here to help! I asked his housemates to let me know how is he when he wakes up, and then I'll just wait to hear from him later, if he is up before 2 I will be very surprised. i was very ill. It was an interesting if quite sedate little adventure. I didn't manage to stay awake, turns out there is only so much an iPhone can do to keep you awake and eventually I just curled up in a corner filled with what I think are dirty clothes and had a slept there. To top it off it was very dark coloured too, the mixture of kebab and whatever shit I had been drinking made it very visible on everything. When someone wakes up drunk, and they have important meetings lined up in a couple of hours, the one question on their mind is: How to sober up in an hour? I came home about an hour ago, his housemates started to get up, he was actually alright just needed to sleep it off , and I desperately needed a shower and some food. Yeah he's on his side, he's thrown up now and will just sleep through I reckon. Just came here to post this as well. Went for a night out, my mate got really drunk. :), [–]Cookie_95[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (6 children). Then threw up more in the bathroom. I always say morning instead of good morning coz if it were really good then I'd still be sleeping. Gotta just roll with these things sometimes! It was a good night and damn was she a sight for sore eyes. Surprisingly he was up and sober by 11am, and didn't even appear that hung over, which would have given him like 9 hours of sobering up time. Unfortunately, over-hydration is a thing and my body didn't need all that water so when the concert had finished, I threw up all over my suit, my trumpet and just outside the main door of the cathedral so no one else could get out without walking through a puddle of vomit. :), [–]miniowa 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (10 children), [–]Cookie_95[S] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (9 children). Press J to jump to the feed. I then threw up on the patio of the bar, right outside the doors of the bar, on the curb outside the bar, outside of the cab, and then one last time in my bathroom at home. © 2021 reddit inc. All rights reserved. It should open your installed client: and join one of thousands of communities. I'm southern, hence the pretty stereotypical, queens English style of speaking. Don't be a jerk, attacking other users will get your comments removed and repeatedly doing it will lead to a ban. I was drinking heavily at a college party I threw in my apartment. If he wakes up and you are sitting there in a chair watching him, he's gonna think you want to bone him. I was some kind of unconcious but my girlfriend told me this the next day. Even avoid mixed drinks, I always drink whiskey on the rocks. So I found a plastic bag next to my bed and sat cross legged, elbows on my knees, and hands up supporting my head. I slept haha, between 4 and 5 and then 6 and 8 because he got up at 6 (still drunk) before going back to bed. I was to drunk to get it up so I fingered her and ate her out but she wasn’t really into it. I was sitting on a chair starting to pass out when suddenly I puked on myself. Additionally, sit up as straight as possible and take deep breaths, which can help with motion sickness. This will allow you to utilize the two-hour rule: If you throw up within two hours of taking your pill, it won't have had time to be properly absorbed into your body, and thus won't be … Solutions to Throwing Up in the Mouth Overnight “Avoiding late night eating and elevating the head of bed (or sleeping on a wedge) can resolve this issue,” says Dr. Silvers. Either way, if you drink too much, you will up-chuck, your body does that to save your life. It is nice you are looking after him. Not really, it's not where I'd go for a day at the beach. 7 approaching. He is still sleeping there because I can't move him, but I can't sleep anywhere because a) I want to be able to see him b) he suffers for sleep apnoea so occasionally stops breathing which is terrifying and c) any decent place to sleep in his room … I opened the plastic bag and placed it in my lap and then allowed myself to doze off sitting in this oddly comfortable position. When I feel better and leave the washroom all my friends share at me and just say " guess who's here?". I managed to get him home and into his bed and then he threw up in his bed. So I was sipping on my second four loko when all of a sudden I had to burp and out of nowhere I projectile vomit everywhere. [–]rodgling 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child). use the following search parameters to narrow your results: A place to put self-posts for discussion, questions, or anything else you like. [13] Keeping the stomach full and the body hydrated is the first step to preventing nausea after drinking. Was already said. [–]Cookie_95[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children), This is awesome advice, I have no idea how I would have gotten a backpack on him, and I highly expect he would have managed to take it off. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Drunk Woman Puking animated GIFs to your conversations. Also I'm not great at not sleeping in my own bed. When I woke up, I immediately threw my sheets into the washer and they’re currently washing. Yes. Will throwing up help? the first time I went out drinking I had one beer. Randomly threw up no clue why. Who knows, maybe i'll be back here in the future in the same situation. Forced vomiting won’t reduce the alcohol that is in their bloodstream, so all it will do is lower their fluid levels and cause them to be further dehydrated. To avoid throwing up, try to sit down and relax if you feel nauseous, since moving around can make nausea worse. Apparently, drinking is like sitting on the TV remote's volume up button, except drunk people are the TV and I can't find the remote. Met her later for a drink! [–]Micromidget 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (5 children). Vomiting is the body's natural reaction to the introduction of substances or irritation in the gut. Yep I am, and I am also really quite English, especially in the way I speak. He is still sleeping there because I can't move him, but I can't sleep anywhere because a) I want to be able to see him b) he suffers for sleep apnoea so occasionally stops breathing which is terrifying and c) any decent place to sleep in his room has sick on it. Not a drop was spilled. [–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (3 children). I went to graduate school in the UK as a mix of personal interest and trying to stay with the person I was seriously dating at the time. To make matters worse, someone pulled the fire alarm in the building, and some overly careful "party moms" decided that I needed to be carried over to another building because they could get in trouble for me being drunk (?). /r/TodayIAm - Tell the world what you're doing today. Your days would be challenging as this problem might last for several days. Yeah knowing the recovery position would have been useful, though I'm not sure I would have managed to move him that successfully, he was still lucid enough to be pretty uncooperative when he wanted to be, and he is also notably bigger and heavier than I am. 3. Once he started breathing normally it was less of a worry :), [–]caecilia 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (8 children), [–]Cookie_95[S] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (7 children). /r/AskMeAnything - A community for asking and answering. close to 20 years now. Whereabouts are you from? LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBEFOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM@celinejanae_MUSICINSTAGRAM- @bigbancmovie https://soundcloud.com/bigmovie827/movie-i-did-that-prod-by-callan Being very drunk can be dangerous. The worst part was because I'd drunk so much red wine my vomit was a dark shade of crimson and in my drunken state I thought for a moment I was throwing up my stomach lining. 290k members in the drunk community. Turn on 1 foot, then take another 9 heel-to-toe steps back to your starting point. The truth is vomiting does not help. [–]Cookie_95[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children). Drunk people are loud. If you want to increase your exposure to niche subreddits, or just your perspective on things on the web in general, serendipity might help you do that. Wow, I'm already a little less tired now. I can't wait to eat. haha thanks, but thinking back I think we're all correct. Yeah dude the average human processes one drink per hour. Here is where can ask what it is all about! After a hectic night out, the alcohol you consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies. /r/FindaReddit - When you are trying to find a certain subreddit regarding a particular topic. It also helps tremendously to recover faster in case someone has to seek how to cure a bile hangover after a night of drinking regardless of any precautions. But, should I? I woke up some time later puking directly into the bag. Replace 'they' with 'Robot Butthole' or something like that. How to Throw up As Comfortably As Possible. /r/Serendipity - a meta-subreddit meant to broaden the perspective of its subscribers. You need to follow a series of steps on how to stop throwing up bile after drinking . Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. So would appreciate some company for the long haul. Throwing up after drinking can make you feel awful. /r/FreeCompliments - When you just need that boost of positivity from a wholesome gang of people--or if you want to share that positivity yourself. Share the best GIFs now >>> My mate is passed out drunk in his vomit covered bed, I feel obliged to make sure he is alright during the night and so can't sleep. I have an amazing boyfriend and a career I enjoy. When I went on a trip to the south of France with orchestra (I was about 16), they said "drink lots of water, otherwise you'll get heatstroke and die". You sound like a great friend. I must admit, I've never done the peeing in inappropriate places whilst drunk thing, I've heard it's quite common though. This could be caused by over drinking, dehydration, or it could be a signal from your body to pump your brakes on the party. So would appreciate some company for the long haul. And he seems to have run out of bin bags too so I can't move any of the sick covered stuff into them. No one has ever let me forget it. How to Stop Yourself from Throwing Up When You are Nauseous. You might be drunk if you had trouble lining up your steps, needed your arms to balance, felt wobbly, or fell over. But it's definitely something I'll remember in the future. Search, discover and share your favorite Vomit GIFs. I ran up stairs as fast as I could, all whilst spraying vomit, on everything that I passed. The good news is that there are steps you can take to avoid getting too drunk and ending up with a bad hangover. I got too drunk and threw up in bed. [–]threela 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (8 children). Like it's not really far, but far enough to make it abit of a trip, [–]Micromidget 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child). No he isn't correct, and I moved to somewhere to sleep ages ago once I figured he was alright :), [–]jackiebird 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child). It helps us remove them more quickly for an enhanced reading experience. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! My gran ends all her messages with "xoxo" so I changed xoxo to a long rambling speech about world domination. But it might not. /r/TellReddit - Feel like telling everyone something but don't want to do an AMA? When vomiting, or throwing up bile, is a result of drinking too much alcohol, it is imperative to sit up. I'm figuring the fact his rooms stinks of vomit and so does most of his bed linen will be "hilarious" enough for him to wake up to. Throwing up only gives a temporary feeling of relief and further dehydrates the body. replacing words in his phone autocomplete is a good one. I then wandered back towards my place throwing up again a few times along the way. I'm just bored. I managed to get him home and into his bed and then he threw up in his bed. /r/InternetFriends - Casual conversation on Tinychat. S The next day I started up the cleaning operating and while I was cleaning puke off the ceiling, a girl knocked at my door to ask me if I wanted to go out for a drink with her. Last night I found what I believe to be a lump in my breast. /r/OutOfTheLoop - Have you ever seen a whole bunch of news stories/reddit posts/videos or anything else about some topic and you had no idea what everyone was going on about? /r/Relationship_Advice - Need help with your relationship? I enjoyed it, but I did miss more of the sun's direct sunlight. How long did you spend in the UK, which part, and why? His puke also was very very alcoholic smelling I would estimate his last hour of drinks didn't actually make it into his blood stream. I’m not even that drunk to throw up let alone projectile vomit and I have no clue why I did. I've found editing what people often use as the last letter works. All sorts of liquor, etc. I woke up so so so so so embarrassed and mad at myself. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. [–]Jf5ve 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children). He has mentioned to me before that he thought he had sleep apnea, he is often inexplicably very very tired.